EPISODE ONE:LOST AND CONFUSED

Episode One :of a crazy homeless guy who has no idea how to get back to his girlfriend: ---Episode One: Lost and Confused His name was Cliff, but most people just called him "Hey you!" or ignored him completely. He didn’t remember how long he’d been on the streets — months? years? time felt like soup to him now. All he knew was that he had a girlfriend once, a beautiful woman named Riley, with a laugh like breaking glass and a smile that made him forget his own name. The problem was... he had no idea where she was. Or where he was, for that matter. Cliff’s brain was like an old radio that only picked up static and weird conspiracy theories. One minute, he was sure Riley lived three blocks away in a blue house with a garden full of plastic flamingos. The next minute, he was convinced she was kidnapped by a cult of sewer-dwelling raccoons. "Riley! Riley, baby, I’m comin’ for you!" he shouted at a mailbox, fully convinced it was a secret portal to her apartment. A ma...